Know what is real in your product.
One careful visitor goes through your live product the way a paying customer would — sign-up, the core flow, the edges — and writes down what is real, what is only painted on, and what a customer cannot tell apart.
Fast products look finished before they are.
A screen can be beautiful and still be an empty shell. A dashboard can show numbers that nothing calculates. A privacy page can promise something the code never does. The person who notices is usually a customer, at the worst possible moment — or an auditor, before they pay.
The demo is the product
Flows that were built for the pitch deck and never wired to anything behind them.
Claims with no page
“SOC 2 ready”, “bank-level encryption”, “GDPR compliant” — with nothing behind the sentence.
Template residue
Lorem ipsum, stock testimonials, default meta titles, and privacy text copied from a generator.
The ten checks
Every audit runs the same set, in the same order, with evidence recorded for each. Nothing is reported on a hunch.
What a finding looks like
Written for someone who has to decide what to fix first. One real finding from a recent audit, anonymised.
The email sign-up accepts addresses but nothing is ever sent
The form on the landing page posts to a handler that writes to the database and returns
200. There is no mail provider configured, and no job that reads the table —
so a visitor who signs up is told “check your inbox” and receives nothing.
“Thanks — check your inbox for the confirmation link.” — shown after every successful submission, /signup, 14:22 UTC.
Pricing
Fixed price, paid up front, delivered in writing. No subscription, no retainer, no seat count.
The Self-Check Pack
- The same ten checks, written out
- Pass condition and common failure for each
- Instant download
The Mechanism Audit
- One product, audited as a careful visitor
- Written report in 5 working days
- Every finding with evidence and a fix
- 30-minute walkthrough call
The Fix Sprint
- Everything in the audit
- Findings closed over two weeks
- Every finding re-tested at the end
- Pass/fail record to show customers
Five days, in the open
You get told where the audit is at each stage. Nothing is written about a product we have not used.
Questions
Do you need access to my code or database?
No. The audit is done from the outside, as a customer: a fresh account, a browser, and the public pages. If something can only be judged from inside, we say so instead of guessing.
Will you write about it publicly?
Never without permission. Findings are yours. We may ask later whether we can describe a finding without naming you, and “no” is a complete answer.
What if the product is genuinely fine?
Then the report says that, with the evidence, and we tell you before you pay for more. An audit that finds nothing is a result, not a failure.
What counts as a product?
One live web application and its public marketing site. A second product, an API, or a mobile app can be added, quoted separately.
Refunds?
If we cannot deliver the report in five working days, you are refunded in full. Once delivered, the work is done — but if a finding is wrong, it is removed and the price of the audit is credited.
Find out before a customer does.
Five days, one product, a written answer to the only question that matters: does it actually do what the page says it does?
Book the audit · $450